
Along the way Peter has encounters with rhyming flatmates Glory Grant and Betty Brant, out of town relatives the Reillys and cranky landlady Michele Gonzales that go places we've never been before. I'm a huge fan of Waid's Betty; he wrote her superbly in the dating issue, #583 (which, unfairly, will be remembered for the rubbish Obama story and cash-in cover) and he writes her superbly here - funny, sharp, sarcy . . . honestly, I'd love a fourth week Spidey book starring Betty. The Brilliant Betty Brant. Maybe the Bitchy Betty Brant. The Brown-Haired Betty Brant? And if Betty needed a supporting character, the doorman from Harry Osborn's apartment block would do nicely, with his disdain for 'the young man with the furrowed hair'.
The main thing on Peter's mind is keeping an appointment with the newly returned Mary Jane Watson made when he was too drunk for it to properly be filed away in his prodigious brain. Does he keep the appointment? Buy this terrific issue and find out. As well as the aforementioned tale of suspense there's some of the best interaction with New Yorkers I've seen in a long while. How's this for classic Spidey? Click to enlarge.

So, 'No Place Like Home' is a very enjoyable start to the Red-Headed Stranger story. But there's more. Marvel adds a bonus short, by the all-star team of Brian Bendis and Joe Quesada, and it raises an important question. What the heck is up with Spidey's mask?

The actual story has Jessica Jones telling Spidey how much he meant to her at school, and bringing her to A Fateful Decision. It's nicely written but will rot your teeth. I loved the use of actual Steve Ditko art to help Jessica's retrofitting into Midtown High, though a clever transition between past and present Jess seems to have resulted in her looking rather unlike herself for the entire story. But thank you Marvel, a bonus is a bonus.
Which leaves the cover. It's by J Scott Campbell, so featured character Mary Jane is a huge-boobed waif who keeps her vital organs strictly off-panel. It's a shame, as the MJ inside the book is a potent reminder of why I Peter's ex so much. This ain't her, but I suppose the kids will like it.
* Vaguely topical reference, best ignored.
You're right about the mask picture - it's horrible. And poor Mary Jane looks like she's got no backbone, all bendy instead of modern woman.
ReplyDeleteRe Betty. We could try to introduce some Scotls words to the US. They've picked up 'wee'. So lets give them....
'That Besom Betty Brant '
or even ' Betty the Biddy'.
Maybe a spin-off featuring her future imaginary kiddie, Betty's Bairn?
ReplyDeleteOK, I don't read much Marvel...so why have they gone to all the hassle of magically deleting Peter and MJ's marriage if they're just going to replay their courtship ad nauseum?!
ReplyDeleteAll this nostalgia is pissing me off!
Like with the DC pointless back up strips! Just because something seemed a good idea when you're 8 doesn't mean you have to do it for the rest of your life, or I'd still be eating Pickled Onion Monster Munch.