Don't you just love editors and proof-readers. That's the job I want. I knew there had to be something out there where you got paid for doing nothing!!
An editor and proofreader writes: Hee, well, give 'em the benefit of the doubt. We all make mistakes. I'm just curious.
'You're my bitch now!'
"What happened to me? I used to be gorgeous and now--!"
Poor Simon hasn't been gorgeous for years!
come on peeps, this is about as eloquent as ole sy ever got!