But if his personal Paradise is to be attained, he needs to win back his sweetheart. So he asks Kitty on a date and despite her feelings for him having changed, she agrees. Well, it's a chance to suggest that swanning around flaunting omnipotence isn't actually a good idea when the power you're using belongs to the corrupting madness that is the Phoenix Force.
Things don't go well ...
Well, not for Kitty and Peter. We readers, though, are treated to probably the single best Avengers vs X-Men story yet. Not just for the hardly romantic reunion between Kitty and Peter, which runs the gamut from hilarious to horrific. No, there's also Iceman's powerful realisation, while supportng Phoenix Fiver Magick, that he's on the wrong side - writer Jason Aaron allows Bobby Drake to display the maturity that befits a veteran hero and certified accountant.
And best of all, there are the endlessly amusing attempts of headmistress Kitty to wrangle her ragtag staff - Husk, Toad, Doop, Warbird and 'Substitute Teacher Deathlok' - into covering classes they're seriously unqualified to teach. Some of the gags tend towards the delightfully black, such as the private manifestation of Toad's crush on the skin-shedding Husk (click on image to enlarge/feel ill).
The dramatic highlight comes as Peter spouts a very familiar motto, showing that he's well on the way to being more Dark Phoenix than Colossus. Which is terrific, as it means that as well as a memorable character piece amidst the sound and fury, we're getting some movement in the bigger story.
Adding to the effectiveness of the artwork are the colours of Morry Hollowell, who may have hit a career best here. His intense, intricate tones set the pages pulsing with life
It's a reviewer's cliche, but if you buy just one Avengers vs X-Men tie-in, make it this one, Because despite the event livery, it's actually a brilliant X-Men story in disguise.